What's that web address again?

The always lovely, if not sometimes flustered, Johanna Griggs got a little tripped up when directing viewers to Channel Seven's website during the 2011 Australian Open.

Nosebleed section

Channel Nine newsreader Wendy Kingston had an unfortunate incident while reading the afternoon news. I dare say this is as close as Wendy will get to a bloody conflict in her news career.

The farmer wants a wife, just not this one

Jamie from Farmer Wants a Wife displays how not to let someone know you don't like them. He's so clearly oblivious to how she's feeling.

Funny Xtra Factor clip

I always intended on using this blog to post clips I've recorded on my Tivo that I find funny. Here's the first one.

Firstly, I love how the host says that one of the groups did an incredible "version". I also like how the girl in the audience clearly cannot name a single contestant. But mostly I love it because of the way the host stumbles over her words as she climbs the stairs.

Sins of the Father

Which ageing rocker/entertainer is said to be most upset that his daughter is going to be paying (nominal) rent when she moves into her long-term boyfriend’s recently purchased pad?

Apparently daddy, who DG believes might actually be performing in Melbourne tonight, would prefer that the apple of his eye purchase a place of her own rather than pay off someone else’s mortgage (even when that someone else is her other half). This is despite the fact that she is in no position to get a place of her own, unless of course her old man helps her out a little.

So come on dad, either wire your daughter some funds from your coastal retreat or stop standing in the way of mutually beneficial, contractually binding young love!